→ If you do these shit to me I will literally kill you

clipsandflips:

lhypeitup:

damalaip:

jashanmal:

oflair-c:

lambert:

grasshops:

painlypan:

NO

Did that other one with our roommate and needless to say he had the same reaction

poor guys lol

these are not funny 

i will slap a bitch if someone did this to me 

no

i will do this to you

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

(Source: shehlovee)

veup:

before tumblr i never knew there were so many things to be offended about

When you’re too excited for tomorrow and you can’t sleep.

fuckyeahlaughters:

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(Source: pleasedontleadmeon)

gearstation: Super High-School Level Pokemon Whisperer

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

mathani: On a personal note, I won’t be with my computer awhile.
epic-humor: see more

vvierd:

i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous